I’ve always wanted to have my own label on a bottle of Heinz, or at least have wanted it since I found out it was possible. Unfortunatly the terms and conditions prohibited my first choice of “Blood of my Enemies” but a reference to a movie I’ve never seen works nearly as well - except that I’m going to have to go on keeping that decanter of human blood around.
Available at myheinz for $6 a bottle.